snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

"To you it looks emotionally straining, but I don’t get emotionally drained, because I don’t invest any of my real emotions. I don’t take any of my characters’ pain home with me, I don’t even take it to craft services. I’ve never been through anything that my characters have been through. And I can’t go around looking for roles that are exactly like my life. So I just use my imagination. If it ever came down to the point where, to make a part better, I had to lose a little bit of my sanity, I wouldn’t do it. I would just do comedies.”

favourite scene: true blood 4x11

imhereforsookie:

Rutina chats about her new movie that came out “13 Sins” and True Blood Season 7.

video

ithelpstodream:

I trust you. Jessica, I invite you in!

Allah loves me. Does your god love you?

hoganddice:

He doesn’t indiscriminately kill random characters.

He intentionally and deliberately kills characters for whom it makes sense to die.

An unusual amount of characters die in his books because most writers won’t commit to realism enough to do the same.

l-eviosa:

STEP 1. 

Think of a character.

STEP 2. 

Send me 5 facts or clues about this person.

STEP 3. 

Watch me suffer and try to guess this character. 

(June 4th) 2004-2014 - Happy Ten Years!

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

aphaustria:

aphdenmark:

aphaustria:

what do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise

what

lmayo

Lauren + Tired of Karmy’s shit (1/?)