yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

mommy:

Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

Futamono

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

ricksanscrotum:

every year i think ive changed for the better but honestly its just a different type of weird and annoying